Presidential Debate Discussion

Sitting in class. Can't concentrate on anything. Debating on Romney's wording, but really I'm just debating internally on taking a furtive nap. Now, how would be the best way to do this? Maybe I can manage to close my eyes and sneakily nod off while holding my pen. This way it will look like I am attentively listening, waiting for that piece of indispensable information that I just can't wait to transcribe onto the page.

Gun policies. And binders full of women.

Maybe I'll let my hair down, thus creating an effective shield for my face. This barrier will provide a perfect mask for my clever ruse. Who is to say that my eyes aren't completely open with anticipation? Eager to absorb knowledge behind my beautiful, untamed locks of brownish/ other-colorish hair?

The right wing sees Obama as an angry black guy.

Wait, that sucks! Those stupid right wingers... I could just invent an illness. Get out of class now. That sounds delicious. I'm so tired I've become delirious. If I were to stay because, honestly, I'm bad at lying, I have to perfect my methods. What can I do to prevent my head from sliding off my arm once I reach that idyllic state of blissful, oblivious rest? That would probably wake me up and bring attention to my predicament... I could lean against the chair, but at the same time have my elbows on the table, while tilting my head so my hair covers my face, simultaneously holding the pen against the paper, so it doesn't slip from the grasp of my idle fingers.

Yes, I have carefully outlined a plan that looks promising. If I can master this artful form of sleep I will have in my hands an invaluable weapon.

Obama goes on the offensive.

Time to try it out......